Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Anti Joke

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