A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

thumb_up thumb_down +92

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

thumb_up thumb_down +76

Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

thumb_up thumb_down +72

Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

thumb_up thumb_down +72

There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

thumb_up thumb_down +64

knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

thumb_up thumb_down +52

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

thumb_up thumb_down -2

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Paige

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops