Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Jews...

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Society.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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