How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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obamas trench

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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