Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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