Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Dont look at me.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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