What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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