How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Dont look at me.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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