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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Har har hey

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Apple.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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