What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Yes.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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