- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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