Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

Women's Rights.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

sexual intercourse.

A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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