if you read this you are gay

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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So you there Red?

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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