porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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You

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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