A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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