what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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call of duty world at war

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Anti Joke

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