What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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call of duty world at war

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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The Olympics

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