What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Har har hey

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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