Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Justin Bieber

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Where is my tractor?

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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