why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Are you a tree? No.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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