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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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How are you this morning?

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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