A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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George Bush.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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black people. that is all...

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Justin Bieber.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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