what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Fat people.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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