Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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