whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man buys free health care...

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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