Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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