- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

Tell your listener to say knock knock B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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