How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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