Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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im gay because im gay

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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