- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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