What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Penis.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Why is your face? Because.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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