I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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