- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

What do old people really like? Anal sex.

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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