What does 1+1 equal? 2

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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A woman's opinion

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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