A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Penis.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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