why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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