Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Jews...

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Paige

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Society.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

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