Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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