What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Jews...

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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