What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

400 asian people walked in a bar

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

Jews...

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

You copy and paster!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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