Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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