What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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PATHETIC

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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