What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Miley Cyrus.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Hi

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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i like cats

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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The Olympics

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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