A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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