Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Women's Rights.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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