A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

What's brown and sticky? a stick

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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