- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

Are you a tree? No.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

Yes.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

Women's Rights.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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