sexual intercourse.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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what sucks? things that suck

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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