whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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America

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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