A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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How are you this morning?

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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The Olympics

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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You

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Miley Cyrus.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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