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a black man jumps in a pool.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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So you there Red?

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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