what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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How are you this morning?

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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