What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Justin Bieber

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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black people. that is all...

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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