Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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