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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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