there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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