if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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