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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

Fat people.

What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

So a man is shopping on black Friday...

How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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