What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Har har hey

George Bush.

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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