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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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