What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Ted Haggard.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Where is my tractor?

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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