What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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am i invited to party? no

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Arron Glass

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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