- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

hi, im sober.

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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