oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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hi, im sober.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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