- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

Womens rights

Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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