A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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