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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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