Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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A seal walks into a club...

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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