Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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black people. that is all...

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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