When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Sarah Palin

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???????????? WTF?

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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