What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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hi, im sober.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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