whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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black people. that is all...

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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