A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Justin Bieber.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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