When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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