A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Where is my tractor?

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Sonic

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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