How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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