Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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