Are you a tree? No.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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George Bush.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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boobs

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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call of duty world at war

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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