whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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So you there Red?

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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