Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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