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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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