Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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if you read this you are gay

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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666

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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