What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Anti Joke

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