I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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black people. that is all...

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Anti Joke

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