- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

what do you call a cow? A cow

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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