A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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I'm hungry.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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