What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Dont look at me.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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