- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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