why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

How do you call a black man? By his first name.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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