- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

Get in the car.

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

4 is half the number 8 is.

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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