Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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I'm hungry.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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sexual intercourse.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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