Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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PATHETIC

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Anti Joke

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