What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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